The following Terms and Conditions apply to the use of this Web site as well as all transactions conducted through the site.

Prepare to be bored to death! Here we go!

Legal Notice All notices from SchmartStuff.com to You may be posted on our Web site and will be deemed delivered within thirty (30) days after posting. Notices from You to SchmartStuff.com shall be made either by e-mail, sent to the address we provide on our Web site, or first class mail to our address at:

2307 Valerian Trl Round Rock, TX 78665

Delivery shall be deemed to have been made by You to SchmartStuff.com thirty (30) days after the date sent.

Copyright All content appearing on this Web site is the property of:

Schmartz, Inc. 2307 Valerian Trl Round Rock, TX 78665 Copyright #169; 2007-2010. All rights reserved.

As a user, you are authorized only to view, copy, print, and distribute documents on this Web site so long as (1) the document is used for informational purposes only, and (2) any copy of the document (or portion thereof) includes the following copyright notice: Copyright #169; 2007-2010 Schmartz, Inc. All rights reserved.

Trademarks All brand, product, service, and process names appearing on this Web site are trademarks of their respective holders. Reference to or use of a product, service, or process does not imply recommendation, approval, affiliation, or sponsorship of that product, service, or process by Schmartz, Inc. Nothing contained herein shall be construed as conferring by implication, estoppel, or otherwise any license or right under any patent, copyright, trademark, or other intellectual property right of Schmartz.com or any third party, except as expressly granted herein.

Use Of Site This site may contain other proprietary notices and copyright information, the terms of which must be observed and followed.

Information on this site may contain technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. Information, including product pricing and availability, may be changed or updated without notice.

Schmartz, Inc. and its subsidiaries reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, and/or cancel orders in its discretion, including, without limitation, if Schmartz, Inc. believes that customer conduct violates applicable law or is harmful to the interests of Schmartz, Inc. and its subsidiaries.

Consumer Agreement All products offered here are offered in the spirit of fun. Customer agrees to have fun and enjoy using any products purchased from Schmartz, Inc. Rude behavior will not be tolerated.

Shipping and Delivery The risk of loss and title for all merchandise ordered on this Web site pass to you when the merchandise is delivered to the shipping carrier.

Sales Tax Schmartz, Inc. charges sales tax for merchandise ordered on this Web site based on the applicable state sales tax rate and the location to which the order is being shipped.

Warranties The Content included in this Web site has been compiled from a variety of sources and is subject to change without notice as are any products, programs, offerings, or technical information described in this Web site. Schmartz, Inc. makes no representation or warranty whatsoever regarding the completeness, quality, or adequacy of the Web site or Content, or the suitability, functionality, or operation of this Web site or its Content. By using this Web site, you assume the risk that the Content on this Web site may be inaccurate, incomplete, offensive, or may not meet your needs and requirements. Schmartz, Inc. SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NONINFRINGEMENT WITH RESPECT TO THESE WEB PAGES AND CONTENT. IN NO EVENT WILL Schmartz, Inc. BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES EVEN IF COMPANY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

The references and descriptions of products or services within the Web site materials are provided without any warranty of any kind, either express or implied. Schmartz, Inc. is not liable for any damages, including any consequential damages, of any kind that may result to the user from the use of the materials on this Web site or of any of the products or services described here on.

A possibility exists that the server materials could include inaccuracies or errors. Additionally, a possibility exists that unauthorized additions, deletions, and alterations could be made by third parties to the server materials. Although Schmartz, Inc. tries to ensure the integrity and the accurateness of the server materials, it makes no guarantees about their correctness or accuracy. Before relying on any representation made in any of the server materials, check with the advertiser of the product or service to ensure that the information you are relying upon is correct.

Return Policy You may purchase merchandise from this Web site by using any one of the payment options listed. Schmartz, Inc. reserves the right to change its payment procedures at any time without prior notice to you.

Our policy is that we will gladly repair or replace any item that has a defect in manufacturing. You may also return any item for a refund for any reason, no questions asked. You must do so within 30 days of the date of purchase. We charge a 20% restocking fee in this case. Just return the item in original condition and we will credit your account with the full purchase amount less the restocking fee and the shipping charges. This warranty becomes null and void if any unauthorized alterations are made to the device. So, have fun purchasing with us and shop responsibly.

Store Hours By design, all business is transacted over the Web and we don't really have any office hours. Who knows, we may be on the beach or playing a round of golf as you read this. Pretty much everyone has weird hours. Please feel free to send us questions and feedback. We have the best customer service around. Save the phone for really serious stuff, please. We run a small, fun company and we want to keep it that way!

Availability VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.

Although the information on this Web site is accessible worldwide, not all products or services discussed in this Web site are available to all persons or in all geographic locations or jurisdictions. Schmartz, Inc. and the advertisers each reserve the right to limit the provision of their products or services to any person, geographic area, or jurisdiction they so desire and to limit the quantities of any products or services that they provide. Any offer for any product or service made in the materials on this Web site is void where prohibited.

Governing Law In the event of litigation both parties agree that the Law of the State of Texas shall apply and both parties shall consent to the jurisdiction of said State's courts, or in the event of diversity of citizenship, the United States District Court. Both parties expressly waive a trial by jury.

Miscellaneous The Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between you and Schmartz, Inc. with respect to this Web site. The Terms and Conditions supersede all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written between you and Schmartz, Inc. with respect to this Web site.

No modification of the Terms and Conditions shall be effective unless it is authorized by Schmartz, Inc. If any provision of the Terms and Conditions is found to be contrary to law, then such provision(s) shall be constructed in a manner to closely reflect, as much as possible, the intentions of the parties, with the other provisions remaining in full force and effect.